3 Guys Walk into a Bar
Another night, another bartending shift. You send a bottle of beer across the bar to a nice customer, who raises it in your honor. You chat. Then a priest comes in and asks for a beer.
You serve him and say you hope he enjoys it… when a rabbi comes in and sits beside him. He, too, wants a beer.
You turn around for a moment, and when you turn back, you see a qadi sitting on the other side of the rabi.
“What is this, some kind of joke?”, you laugh.
They look at each other, then they look at you.
You realize it’s not a joke. Only your first customer is laughing.
You’re not a religious guy, but you look up anyway and silently whisper, “sorry”.
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Ahahah, that's funny! I know another one: A neutron walks into a bar and says, 'I’d like a beer, please.' After the bartender gives him one, the neutron says, 'How much will that be?' 'For you?', says the bartender, 'No charge.
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